Sycn by Hana.Bean www.Addic7ed.com
What's going on?
Guess what huge star is getting on board our boat?
Ferran Adrià, the head chef of El Bulli?
No. Guess again.
Takeru Kobayashi, five-time world champion hot dog eater?
Wow, you guys are lousy guessers. It's Hannah Montana.
She's taking our boat on the teen cruise to Hawaii.
I wanted to see her perform in Honolulu, but it's sold out.
Well, it just so happens I know Hannah Montana.
She once stayed at the Tipton.
She even ate cake off my brother's shirt.
Does he still have the shirt?
Does he still have the cake?
Cody, if you get me tickets, I'll love you forever.
Forever?
That's a long time.
Consider it done.
Back! International superstar coming through.
Who is it? Who is it?
Right.
Miss. Montana, it is my pleasure to welcome you to the...
I said get back.
Don't touch me.
Kirby!
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Moseby, you're so little
I mistook you for one of those chicks.
I was just protecting Hannah.
Protect me!
-Where's Cody? -Down here.
Did you see Hannah?
No, I'd like to see a chiropractor.
So, what do you recommend?
Me... with whipped cream.
Thanks, but I'm already nauseous
from the whole boat rockin' thing.
Zack, you think messing with
a man's botanical rinse is funny?
I think any man who uses a botanical rinse is funny.
Sorry.
Great. Now, I have to go wash, rinse and repeat
and repeat and repeat.
I haven't seen you around. I'm Zack.
And I'm being hauled away.
Did you do that to his hair?
No, I'm being good, remember?
Did you finish all your science homework?
I said I was being good, not boring. That's your job.
And you know what your job's gonna be...
"Thank you, enjoy the movie... thank you, enjoy the movie."
Wow... your brother thinks you're gonna end up
in a dead-end, going-nowhere, minimal wage job?
We have so much in common! Don't we?
Wow! That suitcase sure is roomy.
Yeah, it is. Check this out.
Hello...
That's the same echo I get from my closet back home.
It's so big, it has its own Congressmen.
Really? Do you want it?
All it's gonna cost you is a lunch with a charming,
handsome young man.
Is he in there, too?
No, I was talking about me.
Thank you,
but I've already tried one nut from your family tree.
No, no, no, no, believe me. I'm nothing like my brother.
He thinks he's so cool because he wears clean clothes,
and showers everyday.
And that's why the cat won't lick you...
even when you're covered in chicken liver.
No! You can't meet Hannah Montana.
She's busy... er... writing a song.
Check that. She's eating a salad.
Dang it. Anything she does causes a riot.
You know, when I agreed to come on this teen cruise,
I thought it would be fun,
thought it'd be relaxing.
I just forgot about all the dang...
I got it, I got a picture of Hannah Montana.
...teens.
Yeah, what's the matter with kids today?
Get back.
Hi, Kirby. I'm here to see Hannah Montana.
You and everybody else on this boat, but no can-do.
It's my job to keep that southern bell from getting dinged.
I'm a close personal friend of hers.
That's what they all say. Prove it.
Tell me something about her no one else knows.
She loves knock knock jokes. You wannna see?
-Watch. Knock, knock... -Who's there?
Okey-dokey.
Miss. Montana, your friend Cody is here to see you.
I don't know a Cody. Here's a picture.
But I don't want a picture.
I say we take off our wigs and go out there
and hit the wave pool.
Oh yeah, I'll just come as Hannah
and leave as Miley.
That won't give away anything.
Well, I'm going out there because nobody cares about Lola...
They cared about Lola.
Morning, ladies. Hah, perfect,
just what I need after the stress of
saving those dolphins from the tuna nets.
Just get in... get in... get in... get in...
What are we getting in?
Trouble if you don't zip it.
I'm sick of Justin's attitude so...
I put a little surprise in the hot tub for him.
Alex, that's classic, but you're not supposed to use...
Science? I learned this in class.
Who knew school would ever come in handy?
Oh man, Justin's gonna be so mad. Look,
his face's turning red, his body's blue.
Just stick a few stars and we can
fly him off the back of the boat.
I'm not scared of Justin.
Oh my heavens.
When I find out who did this, I will feed them to the sharks,
except for the heads, so they can watch the whole thing.
Hey I'm scared of.
I know exactly who's gonna be shark-bit.
As do I.
-Alex. Zack? What? -Zack. Alex? What?
This was Alex, I know my sister.
This was Zack, I know my hooligan.
-But... -Look, look, look... this is getting us nowhere.
We can either go out and find who did this
or we can stand here and argue until we are blue in the face.
Might as well. I'm already blue in everywhere else.
Alex!
Zack!
Hi!
Zack, is this your cabin? Let's check it out.
Thank you.
-Wow. -You like my place, huh?
Like it? I can't see it.
Oh that stench's making my eyes tear up.
Blink fast, it helps.
Zack!
I'll go get rid of him.
Okay, you do that. I'm gonna hide or tidy things up, yeah.
Oh, that's disgusting.
-You... -I didn't do it.
-Oh yes you did. -I swear I didn't.
By the way, what is it that I didn't do?
You put blue dye in the hot tub.
Dye... dye? No, I've done soap bubbles, pudding,
teabags, rubber foot, electric eels, but no dye.
How could I have missed dye?
You didn't. I found this right outside your door.
I knew it was you.
-But that's not... -Your butt is confined to this cabin.
You're left to entertain yourself
with whatever is in this room.
I think I can make that work.
London, I need you to call Hannah Montana for me.
Don't you ever mention that name.
She refused for the theme song to
Yay Me, Starring London Tipton on her next album.
Why would you expect Hannah to...
Don't test me, boy.
Look, I told you never to say Hannah Montana.
I can't believe I said it.
This is impossible.
Either I need a softer coconut or a harder straw.
Cody?
Sorry. I couldn't get Bailey tickets.
I guess I'm just gonna have to tell her the truth.
Or you could tell her aliens came down and threatened
to disintegrate the earth if you didn't give them
your tickets to see Hannah in Hawaii.
Something tells me that coconut hit you on the head.
Ok, I've been trying to decide
how to wear my hair to the Hannah concert.
I could go with the funky updo, right, right?
Or half up half down, that's kind of cool, right?
Or... or.. the whole funky rocker mosh pit thing, okay?
Like this, yeah?
Bailey, I know I kind of promised you
I could get you those tickets to Hannah.
I know. Can you believe it?
My guy is getting me tickets to a sold-out concert.
My guy?
Yeah. Unfortunately,
there's been an inter-galactic incident, so...
Enough about your stupid commics.
Bailey's trying to dicide how she should wear her hair
to the concert, which her guy is taking her to.
I know, I'll wear it down.
Now we're gonna find a great outfit to go with my hair.
I'll go check London's trash.
You're so home free with the alien thing.
Now what am I supposed to do?
Look to the Heavens and plead?
I want Hannah Montana tickets to Hawaii.
Want Hannah Montana tickets to Hawaii?
Two tickets to Hannah Montana's concert in Hawaii
for the winner of our Teen Cruise scavenger hunt.
-Did you hear that? -Darn right I did.
I want a robot that makes pancakes.
Ok, well, I'm gonna clear out, okay.
Wait, you can't leave me.
I'll be in solitary confinement.
I'll be forced to dig an escape tunnel,
which will wind up sinking the boat.
You should just confess, you'll feel so much better afterwards.
Maybe get out of your room sooner.
Like me, right now, Ok?
But I didn't do it.
I'd never pull such a lame prank.
What do you mean, lame?
It had amateur written all over it.
Are you calling whoever did this an amateur?
That's it. Lame, amateur,
it was Cody.
I bet he's getting back at me for my brilliant hair prank.
Oh yeah, glue in a brush, real brilliant.
But I need proof, a witness.
Look, I'm gonna go back to the sky deck
and see if anybody saw who did this, all right?
Maybe I'll go with you, I'm a really good interrogator.
Oh, would you...
Hello, London, I brought... I brought you a present.
Dirt...
With seeds and the baby flowers will grow just like our love.
You're odd, but you're dormy. And I like that. Have a seat.
Ok, silver bell, toy train, egg timer...
What idiot puts a sword fish on a scavenger hunt list?
Ok, this scavenger hunt is out of control,
some kids just tried to take
this yellow barrette out of my hair.
(Get it away.)
Thank goodness we already have our tickets,
so we don't have to do anything stupid like this scavenger hunt.
Yeah... but you should probably give us that barrette...
to keep it safe.
Good idea. Thanks.
Yeah, and if you have a rutabaga, you should give us that too.
I might have one in my locker.
Then what are we standing here for?
We have a waxy vegetable to protect.
Okay, you snoop around the hot tub,
and I'll go ask your brother if he saw anything.
No, I'll go ask him because he's my brother and I love him.
You say anything about my P-R-A-N-K
and I will pound you so hard
that you'll be sneezing out of your belly button.
That's gonna be very awkward during allergy season.
Does this have anything to do with whatever she was spelling?
London, I'm not allowed to tell you, but
Y-E-S.
Fine, don't tell me.
I found this test tube outside of Zack's door.
Now this clearly proves that he is to blame
and now he has escaped from his cabin.
Oh, please. Alex probably planted that evidence.
She is an evil genius.
She is an evil genius? No, Zack is an evil...
well... he's not a genius, more of an evil nincompoop.
I'm sorry, ma'am. I swear I didn't see anything.
Look, I didn't even want to see anything.
Ok, we have the rutabaga.
Now all I need to win those tickets
and Bailey's heart is a silver chalice.
Good luck finding that.
Oh yeah, you better run.
-How could you? -How could you?
-My own brother. What? -My own brother. What?
Do they always talk at the same time like that?
Tricky, isn't it?
How could you frame me?
I don't know what you're talking about.
But I need to find a silver chalice before the com...
Attention, Hannah fannas,
the scavenger hunt is now over and we have our winner.
No!
-You! -You!
This is the miscreant who turned you blue.
Hah, no, it's not. It was her.
Justin, Mr. Moseby is our host on this lovely cruise
and you insult him by arguing with him. Come brother.
Wait a minute, I recognise those warn-twisting
manipulations followed by a hasty exit. It was you.
Sure, blame me.
Because it was you.
Looks like I caught ya blue handed.
Told you.
You played me like a violin.
You're sneaky, deceitful, underhanded...
Where have you been all my life?
I'll tell you where she's gonna be...
grounded while we're in Hawaii.
Who's got the blues now? Blue...
Oh, let's just look at the time.
Mr. Moseby.
Isn't there something that you'd like to say to me?
Maybe sonething that rhymes with "I'm Flory"?
First off, let me say that you're incredibly flannoying,
but I am sorry that I accused you of
putting dye in the hot tub.
However, in the process, you confessed to 6 unsolved pranks.
You're so in trouble.
Apology accepted.
OK.
Cody, isn't Hawaii the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
Second most beautiful.
Bailey, I need to talk to you.
First, I want you to help me pick
which greeting tunes when I meet Hannah Montana.
I could go country... Howdy Hannah...
or sophisticated... How do you do, Miss. Montana...
or Japanese... Konijiwa Hannah sang...
They're all great
except for the fact that we don't have tickets.
I'm sorry, what?
It sounded like you said we don't have tickets.
Look, I'm really sorry, Bailey.
I tried everything to get those tickets for you.
I thought you knew Hannah.
Well, she didn't remember me and Kirby wouldn't let me in
and London couldn't help me,
so I tried to win the scavenger hunt.
Here's your barrette back, by the way.
Then Zack accused me of framing him and...
What was that for?
To get you stop babbling.
I need to babble more often.
And because no one's ever gone through
so much trouble for me.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hey guys, want a bite of the birthday cake?
Whose birthday is it?
I don't know, some guy.
Whenever I hear singing, I just go in the room.
Oh, dude. Isn't that Hannah Montana
sunbathing on the port side deck?
Hurry. I hear she's like totally signing autographs.
I am so over this teen cruise.
My cake...
Maybe there's still some after the party.
Thank you, Mr. Moseby. Thanks for clearing out the lobby.
Oh, absolutely. Enjoy the starboard deck.
Is that where they have the wave pool?
-Oh and the rock climbing wall? -And the parasailing?
Oh yeah. It's a month of fun.
Unfortunately, you have about 5 minutes until
they realize you're not sunbathing on the port deck
and start hunting you down like
angry fire ants... Hannah...
Enjoy.
You're... you're... Konijiwa
Bless you.
Hey, now I remember you.
I "cake off" you.
No, that was actually my twin brother.
I was the cute one standing next to him.
Oh and you kept the shirt, my fans are awesome.
Yeah, you're telling me. Remember that one
who sent you like a corn cop carving of yourself?
You got it?
Yeah... and I loved it.
So... um... you guys coming to my show tonight?
We'd love to, but it was all sold out.
You wouldn't happen to know anyone
who could get us tickets, would you?
Oh, I think I can pull some strings.
Here's the tickets... and back stage passes.
Oh, wait, sorry. That's my coupon.
One more stamp and I get a free cupcake.
Thank you, thank you. Arigato.
Yeah, I gotta go, too.
Cody, this is gonna be the best date ever.
-Date? -Oh yeah.
Excuse me a second.
Yes, my six-month plan worked.
-London? -Um?
I've had so much fun with you these last few days
-and there's just one more thing that I need to ask you. -OK.
You're not gonna ask me to marry you, are you?
No, no. I was gonna ask if you wanted a shoe shine.
Oh, then yes.
You know, Max, no man has ever treated me as well as you do.
He's not a man, he's a child.
Well, for now.
So you'll wait for me then?
I can't promise that,
but 5 years from now, when we're in the same grade,
you can sit next to me.
Yes.
I am never gonna wash this cheek again.
But um... sorry, you have to wash those hands.
Sycn by Hana.Bean www.Addic7ed.com